Microsoft®

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum..."

                 Does that sounds familiar?

 

That's right! the one, the only, a one man army....

DUKE NUKEM

As the head of the world's biggest computer company, and as the richest man in the world!!

Why you ask? Enough with nerds ruling this industry, it's time for a real man!!!!

So go up to the Microsoft web site, and e-mail them with the demand...

As their new president!!!!!!

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